Political Satire by Barry Michael Cooper
WH Secretary: Mr. President, Mr. Plouffe; Mr. Trump is on the line.
Trump: Mr. President, David. My two most favorite people in the world. And I mean that.
President Obama: You sure about that? A little birdy says you told a crowd of folks at the Trump International Hotel and Tower, that--and I quote--"Our leaders are stupid, they are stupid people.It's just very, very, sad." An expletive-filled rant. Wow. It's like that, D-Money?
Trump. Come on, Mr. President. The Krug was flowing, I was talking to a bunch of drunks; it boils down to two words: Vegas, baby. And don't believe everything you read on AP. I love you guys. You know that. Dave-O, help me out here.
David Plouffe: The man. The myth. The coif. The Donald. Dude, you are most definitely the man of the hour right now; still, I don't think you love us more than Hot Birther Mama Orly Taitz. And since you jumped into the soup D-Money, me thinks old girl is crushing on you something serious. You two would make the perfect couple. You know...the hair?